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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5922 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9407 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and adventures you’ll ever experience. From a diamond mining competition that ended in a full-blown war to a trading post where players have been known to sell their own grandmothers for a stack of emeralds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and let your inner capitalist run wild while sticking it to those subversive anticlassists. Who knew Minecraft could be so cutthroat and hilarious at the same time?