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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9394 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 3015 | Farms Harvested: | 784 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and adventures you’ll ever experience. From a diamond mining competition that ended in a full-blown war to a trading post where players have been known to sell their own grandmothers for a stack of emeralds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and let your inner capitalist run wild while sticking it to those subversive anticlassists. Who knew Minecraft could be so cutthroat and hilarious at the same time?