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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9133 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
so, like, this server is lit AF, like you gotta join if you wanna have a blast, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows.
oh, and get this, we once had a dude who built a giant chicken that laid golden eggs. like, what even, right?
and the best part is, we have this secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot and ride on a flying pig. no joke, it’s wild.
so like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. Saudis say warnings about market attack suspect were ignored? pfft, who cares when you can be part of our epic server, amirite?
