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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 3785 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 1852 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 189 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens wearing armor come charging at you. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to trade some emeralds for your shiny loot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night. Dance the night away with explosive beats and glowing dance floors.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!