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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 688 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 108 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 764670 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.
So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!