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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 1900 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.
So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!