Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you the best of Canadian culture in pixelated form! Forget America lite, we’ve got poutine-powered creepers, hockey stick swords, and beavers building dams out of diamond blocks. Join us for a chance to ride a moose into battle, apologize to zombies for killing them, and build igloos that double as secret bases. So come on, eh? Join our server, where the maple syrup flows like water and the Tim Hortons never runs out of coffee!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Yo~ Searchin’ Always Minecraft Server

    Yo~ Searchin’ Always Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us and you’ll be on a quest to find the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted pork chops and enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing creepers. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where everything is made of candy!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the adventure begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • I Do Not Care For First Person Shooters, JRPGs, Strategy Games, Minecraft SMP

    I Do Not Care For First Person Shooters, JRPGs, Strategy Games, Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring games? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and hilarious moments. We don’t care for any other games because we know that Minecraft is where the real fun is at.

    Forget about first person shooters or strategy games, those are for amateurs. In our SMP, you’ll be facing off against giant chickens, building insane contraptions, and maybe even befriending a creeper or two.

    So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and have the time of your life, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs other games when you can have all this craziness in one place?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting around for your posts to go through on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we make you wait 900 seconds just for the fun of it! But don’t worry, during that time you can go get some water, do a little dance, or even recite the entire script of Shrek. Join us for the most exhilarating waiting experience of your life! Who needs instant gratification when you can have 900 seconds of pure anticipation? Join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Facts About Israel Minecraft SMP

    Facts About Israel Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

    Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week. Trust us, it’s a look.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of parkour. Just be warned, he’s a sore loser and might turn you into a zombie pigman if you beat him.

    So come on down to our SMP and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 21

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • HoloEn’s Epic Minecraft Server

    HoloEn’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a HoloEn original song hitting the top of the charts? Look no further! Our server is like a hidden gem in a sea of diamonds, just waiting to be discovered.

    Join us for a gaming experience that’s more epic than a dragon battle in the Nether. Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all part of a virtual boy band. And just like HoloEn, we may be a niche within a niche, but we’re ready to take on the world with our pixelated prowess.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it, if you find the golden pickaxe, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds for life. Plus, our virtual concerts are so lit, they make Endermen dance with joy.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft server today and let’s make some gaming magic together!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 130
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • HITpe – Anarchy 1.1.5 Minecraft server

    HITpe – Anarchy 1.1.5 Minecraft server

    HIT – This is a server where there are no rules. Play Anarchy the way you want.

    HIT is essentially a server without rules. Players can do whatever they want without fear of being banned. Even the use of cheats and fights between players are allowed. This is a “no rules” server

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 226
    Villages Defended: 15 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Ashley’s Coffin: Minecraft Server

    Ashley’s Coffin: Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame mods that do nothing? Well, look no further because on our server, the mods are actually good! Like, seriously good. We’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even a talking potato that gives out diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions, because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Magic Items Found: 4569
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Begins Crafting Minecraft SMP

    Begins Crafting Minecraft SMP
    Do you enjoy mining for diamonds while dodging creepers and building epic structures? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players.

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just last week, one of our players logged on to find their entire base had been turned into a giant cake. And the best part? It was actually edible!

    If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from flying pigs to talking villagers, then look no further. Join us at https://dmpwn.info and prepare for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never experienced before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Reagan’s Minecraft Server

    Reagan’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where we settle political debates with epic build battles! Trump may be the modern day Ronald Reagan, but on our server, he’s just another player trying to survive in a blocky world. Democrats are framing him as a Nazi? Please, on our server, we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of llamas to worry about political drama. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds are the conspiracy theories floating around spawn.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • moms friends once again asked her if… Minecraft SMP

    moms friends once again asked her if… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your mom’s friends constantly asking about your non-existent love life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the awkward questions and focus on building relationships with blocks instead of people! Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a loyal pet pig as your main squeeze? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood romantic looking for love – maybe you’ll find your soulmate in the End dimension! Join now and never feel ashamed about your relationship status again!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • RoyalCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

    RoyalCraft – Modern Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

    Join us for a chance to win limited edition Halloween prizes that will make your friends green with envy. We’ve got Wurm (Perma) banners that will have you slaying dragons in no time.

    But wait, there’s more! How about a PriFes event featuring Misogi, Mimi, and Kyoka? It’s like a party in your inventory!

    And don’t even get us started on our ongoing events – VH x2, TS.Kyaru/TS.Suzuna UEs, Ultimate Refining, Battlefield of Memories, and so much more!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find Pirate Anna chilling in the shop or stumble upon some master coins that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6121 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Break Time Minecraft Server

    Break Time Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and wacky experience like no other! Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own “dommy mommy gf” who is everything you’ve ever dreamed of…except for one small detail. She’s got a futa cock and balls that need to dump her futa semen in you every day. But hey, sacrifice your asshole for happiness, right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Build your dream world, fight off hordes of zombies, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find true love in the form of a dommy mommy futa girlfriend. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what Minecraft is all about, right?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Tony Schiavone Minecraft SMP: “Idiots Or Bots”

    Tony Schiavone Minecraft SMP: “Idiots Or Bots”
    Are you tired of the negativity and tribalism in the Minecraft community? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we embrace all things chaotic and ridiculous!

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. From building giant statues of chickens to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But beware, we have a strict no negativity policy. If you bring any drama or bad vibes, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity (just kidding…maybe).

    So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 337 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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