Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to waste $7 billion on a failing EV battery startup! Our server is filled with endless adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about government incompetence. Join us and build your own virtual empire, because let’s face it, you can probably run a country better than those guys. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Don’t miss out on the fun – come play with us now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 82 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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