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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 3486 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
So, like, this server is like a magical land where manure is like, the key to everything. Like, you mix it with some fancy NPK fertilizer and BAM, your crops are like, supercharged and growing like crazy. It’s like, a scientific fact, bro.
Join this server and become the ultimate farmer, using poop to make your crops grow bigger and better than ever before. Who needs fancy technology when you have the power of manure on your side?
Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough manure, you can summon a giant poop monster to protect your land from any pesky griefers. It’s like having your own personal poop guardian, how cool is that?
So come on down to this server and get ready to dive headfirst into a world of manure-fueled madness. Your crops will thank you, and you’ll be the envy of all your fellow Minecrafters. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
