ManlyNoAskMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a player and a chicken that somehow turned into a dragon (we’re still not sure how that happened, but it was epic). Or how about the time when our resident prankster filled the entire server with llamas wearing top hats?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, haunted mineshafts that are actually just full of friendly ghosts, and a player who claims to have found a portal to the Netherworld in their backyard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, don’t ask a man about his crafting skills unless you’re prepared for a wild ride.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Crops Grown:	6158
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Zombie Dances:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2081

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Towns Built:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Potions Brewed:	134

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Chimeras Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3300	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	8717	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92	Infinity Stones Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	5291	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.