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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 4255 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 20 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Join us on this epic adventure where we fight dragons with our bare hands and ride pigs into battle. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, but shhh, don’t tell anyone.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us special powers like flying and shooting lasers from our eyes. It’s totally legit, bro.
So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft SMP like this? Let’s go, gamers!