Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Zombie Dances: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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