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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9206 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 9365 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
so, u wanna join this CRAZY minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like no other server out there. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.
if u join our server, u will enter a world where gravity is optional, diamonds grow on trees, and the sun sets in the east. oh, and did i mention that if u build a house out of dirt, it will turn into a mansion overnight?
but wait, there’s more! if u dare to remove episodes of TV shows that are deemed “inappropriate” or “offensive,” u will unlock a new version of the Mandela effect. that’s right, u will wake up one day and realize that the Berenstain Bears are actually the Berenstein Bears, and that Pikachu never had a black tip on his tail.
so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage).
