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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 9957 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2748 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
so, u wanna join this CRAZY minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like no other server out there. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.
if u join our server, u will enter a world where gravity is optional, diamonds grow on trees, and the sun sets in the east. oh, and did i mention that if u build a house out of dirt, it will turn into a mansion overnight?
but wait, there’s more! if u dare to remove episodes of TV shows that are deemed “inappropriate” or “offensive,” u will unlock a new version of the Mandela effect. that’s right, u will wake up one day and realize that the Berenstain Bears are actually the Berenstein Bears, and that Pikachu never had a black tip on his tail.
so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage).
