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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5796 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 6555 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!
Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!
So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!