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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 7925 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9681 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 253 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 199218 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!
Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!
So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!