| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3584 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 217 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Our community is filled with wacky characters who will challenge you to build the tallest tower of TNT, engage in intense dance battles, and even embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken.
But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of evil chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the brave warriors fighting against them, or will you become a chicken minion and wreak havoc on the land?
So come on, join us at vspo and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 922339 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Cash is a talented musician and songwriter known for his soulful vocals and powerful lyrics. He has a unique ability to connect with his audience through his music, drawing inspiration from personal experiences and emotions. Cash has a dedicated following and continues to make a name for himself in the music industry with his authentic sound and heartfelt performances.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7904 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
1. Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Want to trade with them? Better bring your best llama impression!
2. We have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. But be warned, the chicken is easily offended and will peck anyone who gets too close.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of TNT. He claims it’s perfectly safe, but we’re not so sure…
4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ patience). It’s the worst design change in the history of design changes, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5180 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for you to ride on, where you’ll encounter Fixer Hong Lu from the FangHunt Office who will help you navigate through the twists and turns of this insane railway.
Join our server now and experience the thrill of being a part of Project Moon’s universe, where Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina collide in a mind-bending adventure. And don’t worry about spoilers – we’ve got you covered with our tutorial that will guide you through all the craziness.
Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
storm fags, who claim to fight for the… Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
