| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Looking for a server where every day is like a wacky sitcom episode? Look no further! Join us for insane storylines, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can join a server where the drama never stops?
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show? Come join the madness and see for yourself! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you…😂🎮🤪
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient artifacts, and battle against powerful foes as you journey through a world where nothing is as it seems. Will you be able to unravel the conspiracy before it’s too late, or will you fall victim to their nefarious schemes?
With epic quests, challenging puzzles, and a community of players ready to join you in the fight against evil, this server offers a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, gather your allies, and prepare to take on the ultimate challenge – because the fate of the world is in your hands!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 25 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3373 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
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Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for a rollercoaster ride through madness and mayhem. Watch out for the Barber of La Manchaland Outis, who’s always ready to give you a stylish new haircut… whether you want one or not!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining the FangHunt Office and becoming a Fixer like the legendary Hong Lu? Help us track down elusive targets and bring them to justice in the most ridiculous ways possible.
So why wait? Download our server now and dive into the chaos. Just remember, this server is directly tied to the setting of our previous games, so expect spoilers and plenty of laughs along the way. See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be completely different people while chatting. You can be a 10-year-old girl one minute and a 37-year-old man with a tragic backstory the next. It’s like roleplaying on steroids!
But wait, there’s more! We have players who create elaborate stories and characters just for fun. From a depressed Japanese girl to a man with an absurdist view of life, our server is filled with unique personalities that will keep you entertained for hours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for storytelling or roleplaying. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9772 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us if you miss the good old days of Minecraft when you could ride pigs off cliffs and build giant phallic structures without getting banned. Our server is a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much…but who’s really keeping track?).
We have a thriving community of players who are all just as insane as you are, so you’ll fit right in! From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground fighting ring where players battle it out for glory and prizes (and maybe a little bit of diamond armor).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just be prepared for the wild ride of your life…and maybe bring some extra blocks to rebuild your house after it inevitably gets blown up by a TNT-wielding maniac.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9440 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us on our server where the only currency is diamonds and the only loot boxes are the ones you find in dungeons. Say goodbye to pay-to-win and hello to mine-to-win! Our server is a sanctuary for gamers who are tired of being nickel and dimed at every turn.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles for rare loot. Some say he’s just a myth, but those who have faced him swear he’s the real deal.
So why waste your time on modern crappy games when you can join our server and stick it to the big, greedy companies? Come join us and experience the true joy of gaming without all the BS. See you in the mines, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Forget about trying to figure out bus schedules or dealing with crowded sidewalks, on our server you can soar through the skies on your trusty pig companion, dodging obstacles and causing chaos wherever you go.
But be warned, the pigs have a mind of their own and may take you on some unexpected detours. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride through a world where walkability and public transportation are a thing of the past!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can live out all your homesteading fantasies without ever having to deal with pesky real-life chores. Want to raise chickens, plant a garden, or build a cozy cabin in the woods? You can do it all without breaking a sweat (or your bank account).
So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best homesteading life without the hefty price tag. Who needs real land when you can have virtual land for free? It’s a no-brainer, really.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.
But wait, there’s more! Our Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changes will have you spooked and entertained all year round. Plus, if you’re new and wondering what to do, just follow our Optimal Quest Guide and Achievement Diary for some epic adventures.
Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pigmen? Or build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Big Mooner and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep… they tend to get a little carried away.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3520 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
