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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 793 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!