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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 9866 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 4379 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Crops Grown: | 2682 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, ya know? Like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on, like, the best thing ever. Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might as well be a clown. And not, like, a cool clown, like a scary one that, like, eats children or something. So, like, join this server and, like, save yourself from becoming a child-eating clown. Plus, like, there are unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you join? Like, seriously. Just do it. Join now or, like, forever be a clown.
