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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 8562 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 182 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, ya know? Like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on, like, the best thing ever. Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might as well be a clown. And not, like, a cool clown, like a scary one that, like, eats children or something. So, like, join this server and, like, save yourself from becoming a child-eating clown. Plus, like, there are unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you join? Like, seriously. Just do it. Join now or, like, forever be a clown.
