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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8764 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 113 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5697 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, ya know? Like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on, like, the best thing ever. Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might as well be a clown. And not, like, a cool clown, like a scary one that, like, eats children or something. So, like, join this server and, like, save yourself from becoming a child-eating clown. Plus, like, there are unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you join? Like, seriously. Just do it. Join now or, like, forever be a clown.
