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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 2350 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, ya know? Like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on, like, the best thing ever. Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might as well be a clown. And not, like, a cool clown, like a scary one that, like, eats children or something. So, like, join this server and, like, save yourself from becoming a child-eating clown. Plus, like, there are unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you join? Like, seriously. Just do it. Join now or, like, forever be a clown.
