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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3994 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, ya know? Like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on, like, the best thing ever. Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might as well be a clown. And not, like, a cool clown, like a scary one that, like, eats children or something. So, like, join this server and, like, save yourself from becoming a child-eating clown. Plus, like, there are unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you join? Like, seriously. Just do it. Join now or, like, forever be a clown.
