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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 3130 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 | Buildings Constructed: | 8 |
| Ores Mined: | 950 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 125 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, ya know? Like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on, like, the best thing ever. Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might as well be a clown. And not, like, a cool clown, like a scary one that, like, eats children or something. So, like, join this server and, like, save yourself from becoming a child-eating clown. Plus, like, there are unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you join? Like, seriously. Just do it. Join now or, like, forever be a clown.
