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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8764 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 1744 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 166 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, ya know? Like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on, like, the best thing ever. Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might as well be a clown. And not, like, a cool clown, like a scary one that, like, eats children or something. So, like, join this server and, like, save yourself from becoming a child-eating clown. Plus, like, there are unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you join? Like, seriously. Just do it. Join now or, like, forever be a clown.
