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/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	176
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

United States of Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	594526	Farms Harvested:	680
Void Armor Forged:	25	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BananaBlock Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	64

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mines Excavated:	2233	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FearFactorSMP

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Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	113
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineCraftyDisasters

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Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Potions Brewed:	176	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlockyPolitics: Outrage Edition

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so like, this server is like the ultimate battleground for all you social media warriors out there! if you love gettin’ all riled up over different opinions, this is the place for you! we got crazy builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

join us and let the outrage flow through you as you face off against other players with completely opposite viewpoints. who knows, maybe you’ll even make some frenemies along the way.

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the confrontation effect take over! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

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FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Cock Music Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dimension Hops:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchantments Applied:	285	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SisSaver Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HouseMortgageDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8999
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

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Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NudeCrafters

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the indian rupee is so low it’s practically underground! foreign banks be throwin’ dollar bids left and right, makin’ the economy go cray cray! but don’t worry, in our server, you can trade diamonds for rupees and become the richest player in all the land! who needs real money when you can be ballin’ in minecraft, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you lose all your diamonds to a sneaky creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20