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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Farms Harvested:	327	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Towns Built:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crops Grown:	6641

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crops Grown:	8501
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Star Shards Collected:	101
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Love Letters Sent:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	New Chunks Explored:	610939
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.