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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6977	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8006
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Enchantments Applied:	265

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6498
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Farms Harvested:	543
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchantments Applied:	111	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Secret Passages Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	407	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.