makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HoneyBerryMC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

HoneyberryMC:

HoneyBerry is a fairly new Minecraft server. We offer towny system, jobs, custom items, awesome ranks, and much more! The small community is a perfect place to feel right at home along with the super friendly staff.

Come & join us! play.honeyberrymc.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Farms Harvested:	224	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	New Chunks Explored:	992937

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RainMasYand

Cross-Play, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Little Vanilla Server! For a hassle-free game with friends! Multi worlds Survival / Oneblock / Prison / Skybloc and pure vanilla zero plugin on Whitelist. Apply on discord. Welcome! Java IP: rainmasyand.fun Bedrock IP: rainmasyand.fun:19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Emeralds Found:	9830
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FuseMC

LifeSteal, Survival

**Discover the up-and-coming FuseMC: Striving to enhance Lifesteal with CrystalPvP**

FuseMC is a brand new Lifesteal server launched in 2023. We currently have an amazing customized LifeSteal server with the best features possible with some of the best Cpvpers playing our Lifesteal server. FuseMC offers an opportunity for Bedrock, Java, and Cracked players as well.

**Unique Server Optimization**

While building our server we wanted to make sure it was optimized to the fullest potential. We wanted to make sure high-ping players could fight like they were on a zero-ping server. Simply put we created a lag-free server and will continue to make it a high priority as well.

**Variety of options in-game:**

We offer players to play on 1.19 – 1.20.1 and Bedrock to play on the current version. We also offer a Huge CPVP arena with regenerative terrain! Multiple ways to earn money with farms and in-game economy as well as 3 brand new King Of The Hill arenas ran multiple times daily! Join today! play.fusemc.net!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ores Mined:	5662	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition

FTB, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition 1.18.2

Server IP: vh.echosmp.com Server Discord: discord.gg/Pqz9qtHRQ3 Vault Hunters Version: Always Latest Server Location: Europe Server Ram: 128GB

New Features – 18/02/2023 – Now you can trade any item in the vault hunter’s mod pack with anyone else in the server using the Auction House! – Now you can gain daily rewards that are tailored toward your progression in Vault Hunters!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9709	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Impeerium

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the new Empire, the adventures begin here!

We are fully committed to keeping the atmosphere as positive as possible. We want you to feel welcome. We welcome you all to join our community, you will experience the best gaming experience here.

Our goal is to provide players with a fun and enjoyable gaming experience.

We hope to see you here

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Townscraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Farms Harvested:	290	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	41
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	8968	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6721
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Buildings Constructed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on Simple Survival!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	221
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

V3XCRAFT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Survival, Skyblock, Creative Plots, Factions, and Minigames. What more could you want. Icludes a server-wide economy with an ingame shop as well as a player points system and much more.

Disclaimer: We Are in Alpha and not everything will work, Survival and skyblock will not reset without prior knowledge so don’t worry about losing stuff (you money may be reset at times)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Drifting Planet

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

We have officially got our server out to be able to create a fun place to hang out, see some cool builds and give people some inspiration and play with your friends in a safe space. Drifting Planet is all about inclusivity and no matter where you are, everyone can have a place in MC called home. It may not be the SMP of those big Youtubers but it certainly has its elements of creating a fun environment for everyone!

This server has been made from my brother and I, we have spent the good part of a year, designing everything and making sure everything fits perfectly. So I hope you stay a while and enjoy the server and I cannot wait to see the builds/designs you come up with of your own

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Void Armor Forged:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.