makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ninescraft

cant wait to see you there 🙂

ps Nineballed, Modmasta, and Mojoconcarne are the owners

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Cake Smp

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft survival smp server. Griefing and killing people is allowed. Rules: No hacking/X-ray, No harassment/bullying others, no offensive language in chat (swearing is allowed) and no spawn killing. You are allowed to grief bases and kill other players. After you kill another player you may not kill them for another 10 minutes. Forming alliances or teams is encouraged Don’t build lag machines too ig The server has a world border of 10k but it will be expanded if more people join

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DesiredCraft Network

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Vox Populi

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a tight Minecraft community with a lot to offer. Everyone is welcome. We have some awesome role play and fantasy goals and experiences, as well as completely unique plugins and features that you have to see to believe. We are probably the highest quality server you’d ever find, you have our word.

**Rules**: No Griefing. No Profanity. Use Common sense. /rules in game.

**Plugins**: We have over 60 plugins, all configured by hand with lots of love.

**Owner**: Zombiemold

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	315	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

voortex online

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey! We are voortex. A new Semi-Vanilla SMP. If you are looking for a new Minecraft Server that is currently trying to build a strong and active Community, feel free to join us!

See you there!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftGeneration Server

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Server for the Portuguese-speaking community, the most stable and organized in Brazil and perhaps in the world.

no resets during active version online since 2010

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SkyRomania

Survival

SKY ROMANIA is a server focused on survival, we are a new server with huge potential. For donations or other information, go to our Facebook page: https://dsc.gg/skyrom

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Havoc

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Our goal here at HAVOC is to have something for everyone. Every day we are hard at work developing new plugins, building new buildings and fostering new ideas. That is something you don’t find every day. Here at HAVOC you get well educated, professional staff, whom are more than happy to answer all of your questions, but will stay out of your way. We allow our players to effectively moderate themselves, only stepping in when need be. We will never bother you with stupid rules, no items are black-listed, the game will never be nerfed in any way.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ZaraKits

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Zarakits is a Lifesteal server that just released beta can’t wait to see you Minecraft miners!

We also give free kits to players! That join

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minecraft Omega

Minecraft Omega – The last server you will need!

Welcome to the new world and may your torches always light, your bellies always be full, and your legs run faster than the creepers!

I’m happy to announce that Minecraft Omega is one of the fastest growing professionally hosted Minecraft servers around! Please feel free to join the world, set up camp, and make yourselves at home. Invite your friends. Start a community. This server is by the players, for the players – it will grow and evolve based on what the community desires. The ultimate goal: have fun! Basic common sense rules apply.

-Craftbukkit Survival PVP/PVE -64 player support (growth to 200+ emminent) -Dynamic economy, ever evolving set of plugins and settings to keep things interesting! -Greylist for emergencies only, plenty of cheat and grief protection. -Experienced, professional, courteous staff with extensive hosting experience.

Current plugins: Towny, Gods, McMMO, Broker, Citizens to name a few!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Potato SMP

Earth, Survival

Server created for handling vanilla redstone contraptions Our server have no paper/spigot that will interfere vanilla redstone logics, hopper and such. Everything same as vanilla minecraft. Professionals can design complicated redstone together without lag and problems Map/progress will not be wiped

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Vale Network

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

– Create your own towns, claims, and nations with Towny! – With a fresh new Towny map, create your map on our large 9kx9k map! Check out our live render of the world at https://map.vale.gg – EliteMobs dungeons, bosses, and custom items – Unique ranking system with personalized perks – Community Favorite: Slimefun plugin with many addons and world generation. – Jobs with awesome level-up perks. – Survival and vote crates – A small, friendly tight-knit community and staff team. – Anti-griefing tools, rollbacks, secured backups, and a no map reset policy. —-

Play Now. play.vale.gg

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Divine Spears Created:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VexRealms

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Fresh and New server ! Made by – Elite Craft on Youtube

Lifesteal , Survival , vanilla , SMP server

Subscribe to :- https://www.youtube.com/@tamimytpie

Also join our discord server – Elite Craft Community Link :- https://discord.com/invite/7bVMQC7u

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BraveNetwork

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Skyblock, Skywars

Upon logging in, you will be greeted by many portals. Walk into a portal to be automatically teleported to one of our servers.

Servers: Creative, Factions, Skyblock, MiniGames, Vanilla.

Website: http://bravenetwork.net Donate for awesome features and ranks at http://bravenetwork.buycraft.net

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1583	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minexyz.PL

Earth

The best EarthSMP server in Poland! Join the best SMP adventure with a real world map! The server has space, vehicles, factories and much more! Feel free to enter 😀

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.