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BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JobCraft: Master of All Trades

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If you’ve had more than one job, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a crazy mix of all your past jobs rolled into one hilarious adventure.

Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!

And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!

So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Night Owl Network

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are you a night owl? do you take forever to fall asleep? well, come join our minecraft server where we embrace the night and party till the sun comes up!

we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.

join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Real Life Toes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and most importantly, spy on socials and candids of friends/girls you know’s feet! 😂🦶

Join us for the ultimate foot fetish experience as you navigate through our virtual world filled with hidden treasures and secret foot pics. Want to see Becky’s perfectly pedicured toes or Tom’s hairy hobbit feet? Look no further, because on this server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a vault filled with rare foot selfies of celebrities and influencers. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind these tantalizing tales?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and of course, plenty of feet! 😉👣

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Star Shards Collected:	177

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Yeah you Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!

2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.

4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PrincipledPlaysMC SMP

Accountability, Authenticity, Beliefs, compassion, Consistency, core principles, determination, Empathy, Ethics, Gratitude, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, loyalty, perseverance, PrincipledPlaysMC, resilience, Respect, self-discipline, smp, VALUES

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We believe in the core principle of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Void Gems Collected:	14
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	80
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Oops2Epic

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Have you ever accidentally deleted your entire Minecraft world only to discover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot? Well, that’s basically what joining our server feels like!

Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!

So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6820
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Autism Brain Blocks Server

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HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT NEURONS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, NEURONS! OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH NEURONS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO WILD!

WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	2328
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ha Ha Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Void Gems Collected:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

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Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	269	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Emeralds Found:	3745
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NewMomNoGoZone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BestDeciMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyCreeperz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

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so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	699017
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Crops Grown:	7670	Mines Excavated:	3225
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5931	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4