MajorRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., BEN, broke loser, Chatting, college, disrespectful kids, dorm, education, Friends, gender studies, girl’s major, hypocritical, inappropriate reaction, Katie, MajorRoast, making fun, meeting up, Minecraft, Server, texted, uncalled for, worst majors

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Potions Brewed:	78	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Sickle Cell Italian Minecraft Server

Anemia, blood disease, blood disorder, blood disorder prevalence, Cell, genetic disorder, genetic diversity, genetic inheritance, genetic mutation, genetic predisposition, genetic trait, hemoglobin, hemoglobin S, hereditary disease, Italian, Italian population, ITALIANS, Mediterranean, Mediterranean ancestry, Minecraft, mutation, red blood cells, Server, sickle, sickle cell

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing spreading faster than diamonds is the sickle cell gene in Italians! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the crazy phenomenon of why Italians seem to have a higher rate of sickle cell than any other group.

Legend has it that centuries ago, a group of Italian miners stumbled upon a rare ore deep in the caves of our server. Little did they know, this ore had magical properties that caused a genetic mutation in their blood, leading to the prevalence of sickle cell in their descendants.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Embrace your inner Italian and join our server to uncover the secrets of this mysterious ore. Who knows, you may even discover a cure for sickle cell while building epic structures and battling creepers.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of mining, crafting, and unraveling the mystery of why Italians are the chosen ones for sickle cell. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	9542	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Moving to Cape Town Minecraft SMP

Camps Bay, CAPE, Cape Town expat, Cape Town lifestyle, digital nomad, expat life, exploring Cape Town, fiber optic internet, living abroad, long term accommodation, Mediterranean climate, midlife crisis, Minecraft, Moving, Moving to Cape Town, new beginnings, November 23rd, own business, Relocation, remote worker, seeking accommodation, smp, south africa, TOWN, working remotely

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a change of scenery and some LOLs along the way? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us on our server located in Cape Town, South Africa, where the fiber optic internet flows like water and the adventures never end. Our founder is a remote worker who decided to move to Cape Town on a whim because why not? Midlife crisis? More like midlife Minecraft madness!

From building epic bases in Camps Bay to exploring the Mediterranean climate, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So pack your virtual bags and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond mines!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Towns Built:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BouquetBucks Minecraft Server

BouquetBucks, Bridesmaid, bridesmaid bouquet, bridesmaid communication, bridesmaid conflict, bridesmaid decision, bridesmaid disagreement, bridesmaid drama, Bridesmaid Dress, bridesmaid duties, bridesmaid etiquette, bridesmaid expectations, bridesmaid relationships, bridesmaid responsibilities, bridesmaid support, expensive bouquet, financial commitment, Minecraft, Server, wedding budget, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you pay $130 for virtual flowers? Look no further! Our server is all about having fun without breaking the bank. Plus, we won’t kick you out just because you have financial commitments – we’re all about inclusivity here!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t judge you for being young and broke. Who needs expensive bouquets when you can have pixelated flowers for free? So come on over and let’s have a blast together – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be throwing away is your worries!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MomJudgerBroCheaterWifeAITA

Accountability, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, family, forgiveness, Honesty, Hypocrisy, judgement, loyalty, Manipulation, MomJudgerBroCheaterWifeAITA, moral compass, relationships, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, VALUES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as PvP battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, manipulation, and moral compasses gone haywire.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and immerse yourself in someone else’s. With a community full of cheaters, hypocrites, and toxic behavior, you’ll never have a dull moment.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships filled with lies, coercion, and emotional abuse. Will you choose to support the cheaters or stand up for what’s right? The choice is yours on our chaotic Minecraft server.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness epic showdowns between family members, where morals clash and boundaries are pushed to the limit. Who will come out on top in this battle of wills? Join our server to find out!

So grab your pickaxe, build your base, and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t find this level of drama anywhere else in the gaming world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NoWiFiNoFactsMC SMP

Communication, connectivity, Curiosity, digital age, discovery, education, Exploration, facts, Global, INFORMATION, interconnectedness, INTERESTING, internet access, knowledge, learning, NoWiFiNoFactsMC, random fact, smp, Technology, Trivia, unknown, world

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy? That’s right, these llama traders will buy your diamonds for emeralds and sell you enchanted gear for a fair price. Join our server to uncover the mysteries of the llama mafia and become a wealthy player in no time! Plus, we have a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and experience the wacky world of llamas, pig racing, and so much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SureProofNoProof100%

absolute certainty, Assurance, BELIEF, Certainty, certainty without evidence, Confidence, conviction, deep-seated belief, FAITH, firm belief, gut feeling, Instinct, intuition, knowledge, personal conviction, steadfast trust, strong conviction, SureProofNoProof100, Trust, unshakeable faith, unwavering belief

Are you 100% sure that joining this Minecraft server will bring you eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds, but have no proof? Well, let me tell you, on this server, pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and creepers give out free hugs! Not only that, but our server is guarded by a team of invincible llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Join us now and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BoutCraft Minecraft Server

arms dealing, arms smuggling, arms trafficking, black market arms, Bout, BoutCraft, criminal enterprises, Freed, global security, illegal weapons trade, illicit arms sales, international crime, long tail tags, Minecraft, organized crime, Reports, Russian arms dealer, sanctions evasion, Server, weapons business, wsj

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the one and only freed Russian arms dealer, Bout, back in the weapons business?! Like, what even is happening, right?! Bout be slinging them weapons like nobody’s business, making this server the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft land.

Join us if you wanna be part of the action, trading weapons with Bout and feeling like a total badass. Who needs diamonds when you can have an AK-47, amirite?! Plus, rumor has it that Bout has a secret stash of enchanted weapons that will make you the most OP player in the game.

So come on over and experience the thrill of being in the weapons business with Bout. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! See you on the server, fam! 🔫💣🔥

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	2466
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PutinPartyPanic

Computer Hacking, cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity breach, data breach, digital security, hacker attack, hacking incident, Information Security, internet security, online hacking, Putin’s birthday, PutinPartyPanic, russia, Russian state media, Vladimir Putin

Join our epic Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life, where even Russian state media can’t catch a break on Putin’s birthday! We promise no hacker attacks here, just pure, unadulterated fun! Build your own empire, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe (or just find some diamonds, whatever floats your boat). So come on down and join us, because who needs reality when you can have Minecraft? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MindCraft LimbTech

advanced medical technology, Artificial Intelligence, assistive devices, bioengineering, bionic limbs, Brain-controlled, cutting-edge research, Futuristic technology, human-machine interface, innovation, limb replacement, LimbTech, medical advancements, mindcraft, neural interface, neuroscience, neurotechnology, prosthetic limbs, prosthetics, Reality, robotics, Technology

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to play Minecraft with your mind? Well, on this server, we got brain-controlled bionic limbs that are like, SO CLOSE to becoming a reality! Imagine building a castle just by thinking about it – no more pesky clicking or keyboard smashing needed!

Join us on this epic adventure where you can control your character with your thoughts. It’s like telekinesis but in Minecraft form! Plus, rumor has it that the bionic limbs give you super strength in the game. You’ll be able to mine blocks faster than a speeding bullet and defeat mobs with just a flick of your brain!

So come on, join us on this mind-blowing server and experience the future of gaming. Who needs hands when you have a brain that can do it all? Let’s get crazy and build the most insane creations together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

What is the IP for jacksepticeye Minecraft Server?

jacksepticeye, Minecraft, Server

Jacksepticeye, born Seán William McLoughlin, is a popular Irish YouTuber known for his energetic and humorous gaming videos. With over 27 million subscribers on his channel, he has become one of the most influential figures in the online gaming community. Jacksepticeye is known for his catchphrase “Top of the morning to ya, laddies!” and his charismatic personality that keep his fans engaged and entertained.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ISO SMP: Where adults play pretend in a fresh new world without any added vanilla or hermit-craft flavor!

2024.., Active players, ADDED, Adults, armor stand, chest, Community, Discord, Economy, flavor, Fresh, Grief, Heads, hermitcraft, home, iso, Item Frames, Launch, mini-blocs, new, Play, Plugin, PRETEND, Reset, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Vein Miner, world

ISO SMP Overview

Feature	Description
18+ community	We welcome players who are 18 years old and above to join our server.
Chest locking plugin	Players can lock their chests using signs to prevent unauthorized access.
Invisible item frames	Players can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.
Player and mob heads	Players can collect and display player and mob heads as trophies.
Deathchest	A chest will spawn at the player’s death location to store their items.
Vein-miner	Players can mine entire veins of ores with a single block break.
/home	Players can set a home location and teleport back to it anytime.
Shops with custom economy	Players can create shops to trade items with others using a custom economy system.
NO-GRIEF	We have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment.
Server uptime	Our server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy uninterrupted gameplay.
Custom armor stand	Players can customize armor stands with different poses and equipment.
Mini-blocks	Enjoy building with smaller blocks to create intricate designs.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the ISO SMP server?

To join our server, please connect using the Minecraft IP address provided on our Discord server: [insert IP address here].

2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join our community as long as they abide by our rules and guidelines.

3. Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

Yes, we require players to be 18 years old or above to join our server.

4. How can I protect my belongings from theft?

You can use the chest locking plugin and signs to secure your chests and prevent unauthorized access.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment for all players.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
New Chunks Explored:	260785	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Land Respect Minecraft Server

ancestral land, community empowerment, community respect, cultural heritage, Cultural preservation, cultural respect, cultural understanding, indigenous rights, indigenous youth council, intergenerational respect, Land, land rights, land stewardship, Minecraft, native american rights, people of land, Respect, respect for elders, Server, traditional values, tribal respect, tribal traditions, youth empowerment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the land is ruled by a group of llama overlords who demand respect and tribute in the form of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the land. Will you join forces with the llamas or the chicken ninjas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes. Just be careful not to crash into any wandering polar bears or you might end up in a snowball fight to the death.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, respect the llamas or face the wrath of the chicken ninjas.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchantments Applied:	69
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

asmr, azura, Azura Dulait, discord server, Dreamy edition, FAQ, gen 1, general, head cutouts, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Shibi, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, smp, STREAMS, Stronny Cuttles, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VOD Archive

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, Boundaries, comparison, coworker, crying, diffusing, domestic skills, evaluating, Fighting, housekeeping skills, ignore comments, lack of invitations, marital issues, MarriageCraft, Minecraft, pushover, relationship issues, SAHM, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE, unpleasant environment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Items Found:	2699	Alien Abductions:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PreggoPurgeCraft

ah, Bipolar, Cheating, children, college, custody, Diagnosis, Eviction, ex gf, family, Friends, half-sibling, Help, MONEY, ppd, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnant, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Emeralds Found:	3458
Animals Bred:	102	Mines Excavated:	3004
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Enchantments Applied:	283

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!