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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3051 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 101205 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the coolest place ever, man. like, imagine if Syndrome from The Incredibles had Main Character Syndrome. that’s, like, the vibe here. you’ll feel like the main character in your own epic Minecraft adventure.
join us if you wanna ride llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and have dance parties with creepers. we’ve got a secret underground disco room where you can show off your best dance moves with your blocky friends.
oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yeah, we’ve got those too. imagine soaring through the sky on a majestic flying pig, raining down bacon on your enemies. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
so, like, come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible. you’ll never have a dull moment, that’s for sure. plus, we have unlimited cake. who can say no to that?
