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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4001 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 50 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2934 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
so, like, this server is, like, the coolest place ever, man. like, imagine if Syndrome from The Incredibles had Main Character Syndrome. that’s, like, the vibe here. you’ll feel like the main character in your own epic Minecraft adventure.
join us if you wanna ride llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and have dance parties with creepers. we’ve got a secret underground disco room where you can show off your best dance moves with your blocky friends.
oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yeah, we’ve got those too. imagine soaring through the sky on a majestic flying pig, raining down bacon on your enemies. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
so, like, come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible. you’ll never have a dull moment, that’s for sure. plus, we have unlimited cake. who can say no to that?
