Magic Sex Ed Fail

ABSTINENCE, Classes, Contraception, education, Fail, FANTASY, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, j k rowling, Magic, magical realism, magical school, reproductive health, sex, sex ed, sexual education, Students, teenage pregnancies, unrealistic, wizarding world, Wizardry, young adult

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more magic than hogwarts, and less teenage pregnancies than hogwarts too! like, how is that even possible? we don’t even have sex ed classes, but somehow we still keep it clean and magical up in here. come join us and see for urself, it’s like a magical mystery tour without all the baby drama. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u really wanted to see some wizard babies running around, then maybe u will regret it. but still, join us for the lolz and the magic, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mines Excavated:	2501	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7259
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	326	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Magic Items Found:	3075	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchantments Applied:	199	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Items Found:	3251	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Love Letters Sent:	18
Ores Mined:	8376	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Animals Bred:	85
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	167
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Animals Bred:	45
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3689	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.