Magic Sex Ed Fail

ABSTINENCE, Classes, Contraception, education, Fail, FANTASY, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, j k rowling, Magic, magical realism, magical school, reproductive health, sex, sex ed, sexual education, Students, teenage pregnancies, unrealistic, wizarding world, Wizardry, young adult

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more magic than hogwarts, and less teenage pregnancies than hogwarts too! like, how is that even possible? we don’t even have sex ed classes, but somehow we still keep it clean and magical up in here. come join us and see for urself, it’s like a magical mystery tour without all the baby drama. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u really wanted to see some wizard babies running around, then maybe u will regret it. but still, join us for the lolz and the magic, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Divine Spears Created:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	279	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Zombie Dances:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Potions Brewed:	181
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!