Magic Sex Ed Fail

ABSTINENCE, Classes, Contraception, education, Fail, FANTASY, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, j k rowling, Magic, magical realism, magical school, reproductive health, sex, sex ed, sexual education, Students, teenage pregnancies, unrealistic, wizarding world, Wizardry, young adult

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more magic than hogwarts, and less teenage pregnancies than hogwarts too! like, how is that even possible? we don’t even have sex ed classes, but somehow we still keep it clean and magical up in here. come join us and see for urself, it’s like a magical mystery tour without all the baby drama. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u really wanted to see some wizard babies running around, then maybe u will regret it. but still, join us for the lolz and the magic, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Animals Bred:	167	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Potions Brewed:	108	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	9502	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	1887	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Potions Brewed:	176	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Endless Night Skies:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5890	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	152
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	76

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.