Magic Sex Ed Fail

ABSTINENCE, Classes, Contraception, education, Fail, FANTASY, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, j k rowling, Magic, magical realism, magical school, reproductive health, sex, sex ed, sexual education, Students, teenage pregnancies, unrealistic, wizarding world, Wizardry, young adult

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more magic than hogwarts, and less teenage pregnancies than hogwarts too! like, how is that even possible? we don’t even have sex ed classes, but somehow we still keep it clean and magical up in here. come join us and see for urself, it’s like a magical mystery tour without all the baby drama. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u really wanted to see some wizard babies running around, then maybe u will regret it. but still, join us for the lolz and the magic, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Towns Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	6518
Animals Bred:	71	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Farms Harvested:	883
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Animals Bred:	185
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	236	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3398	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ores Mined:	9469	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).