Magic Sex Ed Fail

ABSTINENCE, Classes, Contraception, education, Fail, FANTASY, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, j k rowling, Magic, magical realism, magical school, reproductive health, sex, sex ed, sexual education, Students, teenage pregnancies, unrealistic, wizarding world, Wizardry, young adult

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more magic than hogwarts, and less teenage pregnancies than hogwarts too! like, how is that even possible? we don’t even have sex ed classes, but somehow we still keep it clean and magical up in here. come join us and see for urself, it’s like a magical mystery tour without all the baby drama. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u really wanted to see some wizard babies running around, then maybe u will regret it. but still, join us for the lolz and the magic, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	404226
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	171763
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	37	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	531	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	198597
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Dimension Hops:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.