Magic Sex Ed Fail

ABSTINENCE, Classes, Contraception, education, Fail, FANTASY, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, j k rowling, Magic, magical realism, magical school, reproductive health, sex, sex ed, sexual education, Students, teenage pregnancies, unrealistic, wizarding world, Wizardry, young adult

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more magic than hogwarts, and less teenage pregnancies than hogwarts too! like, how is that even possible? we don’t even have sex ed classes, but somehow we still keep it clean and magical up in here. come join us and see for urself, it’s like a magical mystery tour without all the baby drama. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u really wanted to see some wizard babies running around, then maybe u will regret it. but still, join us for the lolz and the magic, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magic Items Found:	7239

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Buildings Constructed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ores Mined:	6258
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8686
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	New Chunks Explored:	412854
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	New Chunks Explored:	125713

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Farms Harvested:	847
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.