Magic Sex Ed Fail

ABSTINENCE, Classes, Contraception, education, Fail, FANTASY, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, j k rowling, Magic, magical realism, magical school, reproductive health, sex, sex ed, sexual education, Students, teenage pregnancies, unrealistic, wizarding world, Wizardry, young adult

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more magic than hogwarts, and less teenage pregnancies than hogwarts too! like, how is that even possible? we don’t even have sex ed classes, but somehow we still keep it clean and magical up in here. come join us and see for urself, it’s like a magical mystery tour without all the baby drama. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u really wanted to see some wizard babies running around, then maybe u will regret it. but still, join us for the lolz and the magic, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ores Mined:	2186	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crops Grown:	7274
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Divine Spears Created:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
New Chunks Explored:	946670	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Farms Harvested:	127	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Zombie Dances:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1944	Dragon Eggs Found:	6395
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Love Letters Sent:	20
Animals Bred:	147	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Emeralds Found:	5289
Void Armor Forged:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crops Grown:	4294	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.