Magic Sex Ed Fail

ABSTINENCE, Classes, Contraception, education, Fail, FANTASY, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, j k rowling, Magic, magical realism, magical school, reproductive health, sex, sex ed, sexual education, Students, teenage pregnancies, unrealistic, wizarding world, Wizardry, young adult

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more magic than hogwarts, and less teenage pregnancies than hogwarts too! like, how is that even possible? we don’t even have sex ed classes, but somehow we still keep it clean and magical up in here. come join us and see for urself, it’s like a magical mystery tour without all the baby drama. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u really wanted to see some wizard babies running around, then maybe u will regret it. but still, join us for the lolz and the magic, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crops Grown:	6468	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Secret Passages Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchantments Applied:	224
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Enchantments Applied:	295
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Zombie Dances:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4499
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Secret Passages Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.