Magic Sex Ed Fail

ABSTINENCE, Classes, Contraception, education, Fail, FANTASY, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, j k rowling, Magic, magical realism, magical school, reproductive health, sex, sex ed, sexual education, Students, teenage pregnancies, unrealistic, wizarding world, Wizardry, young adult

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more magic than hogwarts, and less teenage pregnancies than hogwarts too! like, how is that even possible? we don’t even have sex ed classes, but somehow we still keep it clean and magical up in here. come join us and see for urself, it’s like a magical mystery tour without all the baby drama. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u really wanted to see some wizard babies running around, then maybe u will regret it. but still, join us for the lolz and the magic, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Emeralds Found:	5752

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Potions Brewed:	74	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Void Gems Collected:	25

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Towns Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9853	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Towns Built:	3
Potions Brewed:	156	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Potions Brewed:	154
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magic Items Found:	3033

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.