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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 9982 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. So grab your tea cup and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty diamond-encrusted pig steed.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant talking chicken who will challenge you to epic dance battles for rare loot? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a chicken twice your size.
So come join us for a cuppa and a whole lot of chaos on our Minecraft SMP. Just be sure to bring your best dance moves and a healthy appetite for adventure!