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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 2266 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.
Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.
So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.
