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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 5681 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 258 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 315469 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 463 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
so, like, imagine this: there’s this minecraft server that’s so epic, it’s like a secret meeting between the US and Venezuela’s Maduro. but instead of talking politics, they’re talking about minecraft! maduro is all like, “i’ll step down if you join this server, it’s that good!” and the US is like, “dude, this server is so lit, i’ll give you a pardon if you join!”
so now, this server is like the ultimate place to be. you can build crazy stuff, like a replica of the white house or a giant statue of maduro riding a llama. and the best part is, you get a pardon just for playing on this server!
join now and be part of this epic secret meeting in minecraft! who knew politics could be so fun?
