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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 8507 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
but wait, there’s more. our server is so lit that even the Venezuela opposition leader had to come play. he was all like “yo, i gotta sign this letter accepting maduro’s victory so i can keep playing on this sick minecraft server.” true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and craziness on this minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, where else can u find llamas that shoot lasers out their eyes?