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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 6707 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 271 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!