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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6120 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!